20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table Brandon Specktor Diane Dragan Gobble them up! ( courtecy;-reader;s digest )

20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

Brandon Specktor

Diane Dragan

Gobble them up!

On traditional Thanksgiving celebrations

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All funny Thanksgiving quotes aside, here are 15 tips for keeping your sanity if you’re hosting Thanksgiving.

On Thanksgiving reunions

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Avoid a meal like this by avoiding these 10 topics you should never discuss at Thanksgiving dinner.

On leftovers

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Don’t let these funny Thanksgiving quotes fool you; leftovers are one of the best parts of the holiday.

On Thanksgiving attire

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The reason we love funny Thanksgiving quotes is because they actually reflect real life pretty well. Especially this one.

On prepping the turkey

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You may know not to do that, but here are more Thanksgiving mistakes you’ll probably make this year.

On Black Friday

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At least you’re doing it on a full stomach.

On gravy

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And butter is more than a spread. It’s a way of life.

On Thanksgiving traditions

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Leave it to funny Thanksgiving quotes to remind us how truly joyous this holiday is.

On the Canadian perspective

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Gratitude is universal.

On types of turkey

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Whatever you do, watch out for these 7 myths about turkeys that could ruin your Thanksgiving.

On vegetables

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See? Thanksgiving is a healthy holiday after all!

On turkeys as a species

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It’s a much more effective method than “Save the Turkeys” bumper stickers.

On home cooking

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If these funny Thanksgiving quotes give you a laugh, you’ll love our collection of turkey jokes.

On hunting your own Thanksgiving turkey

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“Clean up on aisle seven!”

On alternative Thanksgiving meals

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Turkeys aren’t the only funny animals on Thanksgiving. Check out these hilarious animal cartoons that even humans love.

On the holiday season

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Even the turkeys are wearing Santa hats and clucking Christmas carols. It’s like they want to skip Thanksgiving altogether!

On eating too much

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Does this sound like you? Find out what really happens when you binge-eat on Thanksgiving.

On apple pie recipes

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Your move, Martha Stewart.

On Thanksgiving Day football games

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These totally real (and hilarious) Butterball hotline calls will make you laugh just as much as these funny Thanksgiving quotes.

On Thanksgiving firsts

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You’ll love these cartoons about family life that will make yours seem less crazy.

On Thanksgiving as patriotism

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For God and country—and stomach.

On optimism

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Don’t miss these hilariously real cartoons anyone on a diet will appreciate.

On the spirit of Thanksgiving

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Whether you’re eating Thanksgiving dinner with family or goofing off with friends, you’ll definitely want to know these short jokes that anyone can remember.

Originally Published on Readers Digest