FUNNY STUFF 14 Hilarious Cartoon Puns That Somehow Never Get Old ( courtecy;- reader’s digest ) BY READER'S DIGEST EDITORS

Our cartoonists know how to pair epic puns with their great artwork in this silly collection. Sadly, we cannot promise these cartoons won't make you groan.

Risky business

DAN REYNOLDS FOR READER'S DIGEST
At least the returns are free.

Subbing in

DAN REYNOLDS FOR READER'S DIGEST
"... who substituted for Mrs. Robinson, who substituted for Miss Lewis..."

Take me out to the symphony

DAN REYNOLDS FOR READER'S DIGEST
It was tied, tune to tune. Memorize these simple short jokes that'll make anyone laugh, anywhere.

The opposite of snail mail

DAN REYNOLDS FOR READER'S DIGEST
We really don't want to see what express mail looks like.

Common courtesy

MARY NADLER FOR READER'S DIGEST
It's hard to break a habit like that.

Dating is a dangerous game

JOHN CALDWELL FOR READER'S DIGEST
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Going in for a ketchup checkup

FELIPE GALINDO-FEGGO FOR READER'S DIGEST
He mustard the strength to go because he relished his health.

We need helium, STAT

MARK ANDERSON FOR READER'S DIGEST
Don't worry, the clown ambulance is on its way.

Bet that ruffled her feathers

DAN REYNOLDS FOR READER'S DIGEST
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Unexpected guests

NAF FOR READER'S DIGEST
And now they're hogging all the food. They're selfish shellfish!

Heavy findings

ROY DELGADO FOR READER'S DIGEST
"This briefcase!"

Who's a good salesman?

JOE DI CHIARRO FOR READER'S DIGEST
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A bit delayed

P.C. VEY FOR READER'S DIGEST
His dinner is probably pretty cold by now.

Off sides

JOHN CHASE FOR READER'S DIGEST
Yer outta here! Next, don't miss these 29 work cartoons that'll get you through the week.